I know how I'm going to die Do you?

I have confronted hunters with loaded guns! I have walked on super thin ice! Was I shot? NO! Did I fall in the 28 ft deep pond? NO! Why did I do these things? Am I an imbecile? NO! I know that nothing but stairs can kill me. How do I know this? It has been foretold by my 8 year old son. I will die a horrible death by falling down the stairs. So if I avoid stairs I will live forever. I am thinking about skydiving. Parachute or no parachute?